things i want from a relationship:
"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
— Richard Pryor (via herzversager)
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everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher
"What a fucking nerd"
— Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
(Source: urbxngod, via soomuchnonsense)
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
(Source: kanyewestniall, via whatsafangirltodo)
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
(Source: oh-good-life, via soomuchnonsense)