things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets

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"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

— Richard Pryor (via herzversager)

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Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

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Fill In These Things About You

  • Name: Alex
  • Birthday: August 24
  • Height: 5'2"
  • Eye color: green
  • Hair color: light brown
  • A random fact about you: I can bend both my thumbs backwards?
  • Favorite band: The Beatles and FOB
  • Favorite song: alternates between "water" by Brad Paisley and "Something" by The Beatles
  • Favorite food: sushi :D
  • Favorite season: summer!
  • Favorite animal: kangaroo
  • Favorite movie: The Wedding Singer
  • Are you currently in a relationship?: indeed
  • If so, are you happy with them?: you have no idea
  • Anything you need to work on?: uh, studying for the GRE...
  • Who ended your last relationship?: he did
  • Are you friends with your ex?: nope
  • Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: taller, I love heels too much!
  • Dark hair or light hair?: depends on eye color...light?
  • Smart or attractive?: smart IS sexy
  • Is creativity attractive?: EXTREMELYYY
  • Do you care how much money they have?: nah son
  • Your last phone call: my mama
  • Your last text: my boyfran
  • The last thing you ate: french toast<3
  • The last thing you drank: drinking vanilla spice tea
  • The last song you listened to: "Light" from Next to Normal
  • The last book you read: just reread "A thousand splendid suns"
  • The last movie you watched: Captain America The Winter Soldier
  • What is your heritage?: I'm 100% southern Italian :)
  • Do you play any instruments?: Mhm, I'm a violinist and a vocalist!!
  • Your favorite board game: Scatagories!
  • A random childhood memory: My grandpa used to take us to pet shops and pretend he was going to buy a dog just so the salesmen would let us take it out and play with it:P
  • Places you would like to visit : ITALY, Disney, any island/ place with a beach and I'm happy:)


everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher

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"What a fucking nerd"

— Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

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I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

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"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

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*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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April 15th 2009 - N2N Opening Night.

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literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

thank you^

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